I almost just bought a bejeweled iPhone case on amazon just now. I also almost bought a lot of other cheap crap cuz I’m a sucker for free shipping.

I’m immediately regretting that decision to go on amazon, people write such horrible things in the reviews. Be nice, someone is selling you their shit at an excellent price, the least you could do is say “it was my mistake i should have known the pant would come off if I dipped it in water”. That’s on you man. Don’t drag seller6457s name through the mud. It was $3. He has a family.

I’m so tired. I can’t stop humming Mario kart songs. Lost in Translation was dumb, Kev was right. I might stop eating ice cream.